What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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