whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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Stealth baseballs record

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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its all aodhan

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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