why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

its all aodhan

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Stealth baseballs record

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Anti Joke

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