- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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