- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Your text.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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