- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

It says so on your cap.

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