Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

the holocaust

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Homonyms should be band.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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