Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I'm Batman.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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