Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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