- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Can I ask you a question? You just did

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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