- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Has u seen my grammar?

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

just in time?

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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