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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Samraj.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

#Hanging Degus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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