What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A sober Amy Winehouse

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

My dad

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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