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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

civil rights

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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