- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm winning at Scrabble.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Womens Rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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