- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

I'm HIV positive.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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