What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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