- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

A russian gives away vodka.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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