two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Hahaha

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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