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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Sammi suck kyles chode

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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