What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

My Nan, that is all.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

ass.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Samraj.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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