- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Penis.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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