A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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