- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

say cheese

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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