- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Facebook How i met my mother

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

eden stop

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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