A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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F? No k

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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