Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Your sex life.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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