roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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