What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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He walked in a bar

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Hi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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test

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A man... walks.

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