Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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chuck norris

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Women's Rights.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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