- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What the hell are you doing?

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

eden stop

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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