Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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U mad?

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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