- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

WOMENS RIGHTS

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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