- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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