What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

shut up iggy

cliché rebecca black joke.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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