- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

hard cheese

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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