- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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