Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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