- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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