A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

i'm hard

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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