Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Sex education in Texas,

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Poop

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Anti Joke

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