- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

A baby seal walks into a club.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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