What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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ass.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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My Nan, that is all.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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