Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Wright flyer

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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