If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

eden stop

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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