your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

its snowing on mount fuji

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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