- Anti Joke

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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