- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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