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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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