A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Rick santorum

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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