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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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