- Anti Joke

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.