- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Anthony sucks

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Women's rights.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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