- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's the difference between a duck?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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