"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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