Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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i have a christmas tree.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Bacon is delcious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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