A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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