"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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