- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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