How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Where's my tractor?

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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