thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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