- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Can I ask you a question? You just did

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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