When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

"Knock knock" Come in!

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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