- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Knock knock

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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