A black man comes home from work.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

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