What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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I can count to potato.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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who is awesome? no one...

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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