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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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