Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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