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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Where's my tractor?

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

knock knock who's there? hope

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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