- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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